Who are we, you ask?

First up, our fearless leader, Jayme. He’s the guy who organizes the whole trip, books the courses, and still somehow finds time to bust everyone’s chops from sunup to sundown. Without Jayme, none of this happens. With Jayme, none of us enjoy it quietly.

Next, we’ve got Pat. He’s in charge of scoring and rules, and really anything that helps keep things official. Pat knows a lot about a lot of things. You might say he’s a savant of sorts. Pat, thanks for keeping it real, brother.

Then there’s Pete - our resident hack whose game is heading in the wrong direction. Pete is the only guy who can hit three shots in a row and end up further away from the green than when he started. How’s that for talent.

Let’s not forget Van. Van knows two things better than anyone: fast-food franchises and complete strangers. Give him ten minutes and he’ll know your life story and tell you which Chick-fil-A has the best drive-thru.

Heeere’s Jonny! — the pride of his home state of Indiana. This guy can hit the ball a mile. And believe me, he’d be the first to let you know he can. Just kidding, Jonny, we’re all jealous because you can hit your pitching wedge further than Pete hits his driver.

And then we have Michael. Michael’s game is actually getting better, and frankly, it’s a problem because being a nice guy was a lot easier to tolerate when he sucked. Time to recalibrate that handicap, brother.

And last, and definitely least, there’s Chris. Or should we say, the ghost of Chapel Hill. Lately he’s been “too busy” to play golf - which translated means: he finally realized how much time and money he wasted with us. Chris, we miss you, buddy… but apparently not as much as you miss whatever’s happening in Chapel Hill.